A selection of published writing, both humorous and not.
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The New Yorker
Shouts & Murmurs
The Roaches Took Flight. Here's What Happened Next.
Four Conversations Derailed by Baby Otters
Letter From A Marathon Dropout
How To Pick A Good Summer Read
Overheard At My Funeral
Excerpts From The Collected Letters of Julian Assange
The Midnight Set
A Fast & Furious Cocktail Menu
Above Average
Werner Herzog Rejects Our Request To Take Over Above Average for April Fools
Medium
Your Morning Resistance Routine for the Trump Presidency
Everything is Food: Posts From My Dog’s Food Blog
The Hairpin
No Country For Old Miley: We Can't Stop
No Country For Old Miley: Wrecking Ball
Britney of the Plains: Work, Bitch
The Rumpus
Ladies! You Should Talk Different
Essays
Diane Martel's Eternal Teenage Party | The Hairpin
The New Yorker - Shouts & Murmurs